leapsa? sa fie primita..

What colour is your toothbrush?

Habar n-am, ma duc sa ma uit..

Name one person who made you laugh today?

fi-mea. e singura fiinta din lume care ma mai face sa rad

What were you doing at 08:00 yesterday morning?

somn de voie…

What were you doing forty-five minutes ago?
eram la mega image, dadeam pe 3 masline 7 lei..

What is your favourite candy bar?
Fagaras; ieftin si bun
Have you ever been to a strip club?

Am lucrat intr-unul…(uska, remember ?)
What is the last thing you said aloud?

„bubuuuuuuuuuu!”

What is your favourite ice-cream flavour?
choco
What was the last thing you had to drink?

apa, mor de sete dupa maslinele alea..

Do you like your wallet?
Nu.
What was the last thing you ate?

salata de boeuf cu..nu e greu de ghicit

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
Da. pampersi pentru fi-mea
The last sporting event you watched?

Se pun bataile din Shrek ?

What is your favourite flavour of popcorn?
nu mananc asa ceva
Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

Colegului de business: „ba, au bagat astia banii pe card?”

Ever go camping?

nu’s genul…

Do you take vitamins daily?
nu
Do you go to church every Sunday?

Nu. De fapt nu intru in biserici decat la evenimente gen nunti si botezuri.

Do you have a tan?

Nu stiu ce inseamna tan..

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
da. chinese imi da chef de hatzaiala
Do you drink your soda with a straw?

eu nu. fi-mea da.

What did your last text message say?

Ooptiunea care iti ofera  1000 de minute se termina pe data..

What are you doing tomorrow?

merg cu metroul. cu scop, nu aiurea..

Look to your left, what do you see?

fi-mea in bucile goale.

What colour is your watch?

La care te referi, la Vacheron Constantin sau la Tissot ?

What is your favourite number?
nu m-am gandit niciodata
Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?

Amanta.

Any plans today?

Poate mai bag ceva silkroad inainte de culcare

How many states have you lived in?
nu-mi stricati seara..
Biggest annoyance right now?

ceva crampe la stomac. or fi maslinele ?

Last song listened to?

Smash mouth – coloana sonora din shrek.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

nu cred…

Are you jealous of anyone?

nu.

Is anyone jealous of you?

habar n-am..

Do any of your friends have children?

o yeah 😀

What do you usually do during the day?
o sa fac un post cat de curand cu treaba asta
Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Nu. de ce as face-o ?

Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
„Hello” doar in mailurile care le trimit peste hotare.
Do you like cats?

nu mi-am pus pina acum intrebarea asta. da..

Are you thinking about someone right now?

Da. la un gigant in silkroad care m-a omorat de 100 de ori pina acum..
O dau mai departe lui Raze si lui mr. G aka mr. threesome. doar daca vor..

3 Comentarii in "leapsa? sa fie primita.."

  1. la intrebarea cu „tan”..te intreaba daca esti bronzat

  2. o iau. cat de curand o public.
    MS

  3. Te superi daca iti raspund aciulea-sa?

    What colour is your toothbrush?
    Cine se uita la prima ora dimineata???

    Name one person who made you laugh today?
    Niciunul, asta pentru ca o fi ora 8:15???

    What were you doing at 08:00 yesterday morning?
    Imi bagam pula pentru ca trebuia sa refac un inventar. 😀

    What were you doing forty-five minutes ago?
    Sincer? Ma shituiam.

    What is your favourite candy bar?
    Am renuntat la dulce – ma ingrasa si nu ma mai place amanta. 🙂 MARS!

    Have you ever been to a strip club?
    Bai… nu.

    What is the last thing you said aloud?
    „Iesi in mortii ma-tii ca iti crap capul!”

    What is your favourite ice-cream flavour?
    Vanilie!!! 😀

    What was the last thing you had to drink?
    O citronada! Mi-era rau aseara si imi venea sa borasc, asa ca asta facea bine la greturi. 🙂

    Do you like your wallet?
    Nu. E cam gol azi.

    What was the last thing you ate?
    Snitel de porc cu paste (da… eu mananc meniuri ciudate: dulce cu sarat, o felie de salam intre 2 biscuiti dulci… d’astea – asta cand am pofta de mancare)

    Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
    Nu. Platesc prea mult pe facultati ca sa imi mai permit sa ma imbrac, asa ca merg cu pantalonii rupti in cur.

    The last sporting event you watched?
    Aruncarea cu privirea.

    What is your favourite flavour of popcorn?
    Sare, clasica.

    Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
    Ei: “mail”

    Ever go camping?
    Urasc hobbyurile astea. La plaja, la nudisti, nu ar intreba nimeni.

    Do you take vitamins daily?
    Pis pe ele!

    Do you go to church every Sunday?
    Bag pula-n bisericile voastre.

    Do you have a tan?
    Intotdeauna!

    Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?
    Ma lasi?!

    Do you drink your soda with a straw?
    Nope… mi se pare gay.

    What did your last text message say?
    Optiunea care iti ofera 1000 de minute se termina pe data… (culmea si mie)

    What are you doing tomorrow?
    Ma duc la munca sa dorm!

    Look to your left, what do you see?
    Un coleg de birou… enervaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!

    What colour is your watch?
    Ca telefonul: negru.

    What is your favourite number?
    7, 13, 17, 27, 37, 47, 57, 69, 96 … ajung?! 😀

    Who’s the last person you talked to on the phone?
    Amanta – bah ce coincidenta. 😆

    Any plans today?
    Russian roulette: one gun, one bullet… weeeeeeeeeee….

    How many states have you lived in?
    Sunt taran bucurestean get-beget!

    Biggest annoyance right now?
    Sunt calm inca 10 minute.

    Last song listened to?
    Fabien Kamb – Stay down for a while (Nacho Marco Remix) (furculite, elementi de calorifer, sticle – d’astea)

    Can you say the alphabet backwards?
    Nu-l stiu nici in ordinea normala pentru ca nu m-am chinuit sa il invat.

    Are you jealous of anyone?
    Categoric nu – n-am de ce.

    Is anyone jealous of you?
    Ma doare in spate la 2 kilometri.

    Do any of your friends have children?
    Da, sa le traiasca!

    What do you usually do during the day?
    E prea scurt ca sa ma apuc: imi pierd jumate din zi la munca, ma intorc acasa, invat (cand e sesiune) / incerc sa concep muzica in momentul cand sunt liber / se face 10 si bag un post pe blog dupa care ma culc. Bosorog?! 😀

    Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
    Da, pe toti penticostalii care ma iau la pula pentru ca nu cred in religiile astea pe care ei le tot pupa-n cur. Pai daca tot pupati in cur religia… de ce ma luati la pula?

    Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
    „Helloooooooo!!!! I am Lindsay Lohaaaaaaan!”

    Do you like cats?
    Neah… cats make me allergic… But i love pussy. 😀

    Are you thinking about someone right now?
    La mama ca mi-e foame si ca nu mi-a pregatit pachetelul pentru munca! 🙁

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